chillthoughts:

lickystickypickywe:

One man — who goes by the YouTube handle “Bacon Moose” — refused to go down without a fight over a parking ticket, so he took things one mind-blowing time-intensive step further by paying his $137 ticket via 137 individually made $1 origami pigs. He then placed the pigs inside two Dunkin Donuts boxes (a not-so-subtle dig at the cops, you see) and brought them to the police station.

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The Wonder Years - Living Room Song

foxnewsofficial:

tastefullyoffensive:

Deer Logic

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laughingsquid:

Recreational Drugs

exhaledoom:

Major League - Take Me

adamusprime:

the year is 1434

henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out

two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks”

“oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”